things i haven’t learned in high school
- how to pay bills
- how to buy a house
- how to buy a car
- how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
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can i be part of the hannibal fandom without watching the show? or is that not allowed?
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The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
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how do you get a nice body without moving
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My sisters sleeping in my bed tonight :)
Genuinely my favourite part of the film. The way his lips sneer around the word, the way he says it with such..passion.
The way that hardly anyone but me in the cinema actually knew what it meant.OH MY GOD THAT’S WHAT THAT MEANS???
SERIOUSLY
HOW DID THIS GET PAST THE CENSORS?
DID NO ONE HAVE A FUCKING THESAURUS ON HAND? OR AN APP ON THEIR IPHONE? NO ONE WAS CURIOUS?
This was my favourite part and I use it as an insult regularly
My friends still make fun of the way I loudly gasped when he said it.
I watched this movie like 4 times before learning what it meant and then nothing was ever the same again. 8I
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I met the scary rapey Czech version of Bobby (the last guy I dated), he looked like him and his name was even Bob.
What the hell man!! It was so weird!!!
is this good
It’s funny because we all know who this is.
Bisexual Candycorn
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Excuse me while i die of laughter
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not everything is related to fucking doctor who.
not everything is related to fucking sherlock.
not everything is related to fucking homestuck.
not everything pertains to your fucking fandom.
sometimes things are just things
So what you’re saying is…everything is related to Supernatural, yes?
no.
no it is not.
you wanna test us
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